6 Embarrassing S*x Moments Everyone Experiences
(And How To React)
S*x is wild and lustful and romantic and often a little awkward too. And that’s okay because embarrassing moments are part of s*x.
Now let’s be honest: Is there anything funnier than talking to friends about absurd s*x hops and unintentionally funny situations in bed after a few splashes? Not really, right? What makes such conversations so wonderful is, above all, noticing that you are not alone with your situation or thoughts of uncertainty, on the contrary. Most of the things that are a bit embarrassing or uncomfortable to us during s*x have almost certainly happened to others. So that you can approach your next adventure a little more relaxed, you will find six embarrassing s*x moments that everyone knows – and tips on how to react if they happen to you.
1. THE VAGINA MAKES NOISE
The vagina is a great organ that – yes, makes noises now and then, especially when air, fluids, or other body parts come into play. This can be a bit irritating at first, especially when you experience it for the first time, but is something completely natural that should not cause displeasure in you or your partner. So: laugh for a moment or just ignore it and carry on as usual.
2. YOUR PARTNER IS COMING TOO FAST
You felt like you were just getting started and suddenly your partner is ready again? He/she is probably even more uncomfortable than you, which is why you better not react annoyed or disappointed. If your partner has already come, don’t be afraid to ask her/him to help you climax too (unless she/he does it by himself). He/she will surely be happy to comply with your request.
3. YOUR PARTNER IS OVERWHELMED BY THE FEMALE ANATOMY
If your s*xual partner does not have a vulva himself, it can be a bit challenging, especially the first few times, to know how to best touch or stimulate what. If you notice that the other one seems a bit helpless or you don’t like what’s going on down there, then say that too – in a nice way, of course. Only in this way will s*x be good for both of you and you can save yourself strange situations in the future.
4. ONE OF YOU HAS TO FART
If a little fragrant breeze escapes your partner or you during s*x, you may first feel the need to sink into the ground. Sure, this is a bit uncomfortable for a moment, but one thing has always proven itself in this case: Laughter. After all, that is also something completely normal and cannot always be avoided.
5. AFTER S*X YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU HAVE JUST GIVEN OF YOURSELF
Often we say things during s*x that we would not necessarily say in the “Normal state”, perhaps not even think. If, after our lustful intoxication, we become aware of what we have just given ourselves, it can be a bit uncomfortable. However, it is usually not as dramatic as you might perceive it: After all, not only were you intoxicated but also your partner. So he * she probably thought it was pretty hot (or maybe can’t remember exactly). In any case, you shouldn’t worry too much about it.
6. YOU ARE ASHAMED OF YOUR UNDERWEAR
You didn’t necessarily expect someone to see your underwear today and don’t feel so comfortable at the thought of letting someone else see it? No reason to panic. Whether grandma’s panties or shapewear – the person you are cuddling with on the sofa almost certainly doesn’t care what you wear underneath. Remind yourself that the other person cares about you, not what you are wearing. If he/she cares about your underwear, you should perhaps reconsider whether